1 year ago
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I am…an idiot. I hate myself. I can’t read. I want to cry. I don’t want to speak to anyone.

So. Once upon a time, I bought Fall Out Boy tickets RIGHT AS THEY WENT ON SALE for the St. Louis date of the tour. I spent $86 on them and I was completely excited to see one of my favorite bands perform live in front of me in a non-arena venue. For MONTHS, I kept the date in my head: July 28th. July 28th. July 28th. 

Well, my loves, that date was wrong. I read the date wrong on the ticket. I thought it said July. It clearly reads June. 

I missed the Fall Out Boy concert. Because I didn’t read the date correctly. This pain is only mine. It is completely my fault. Over something so ridiculously easy. 

….I pretty much am on Hate-Myself Lockdown for the next 24 hours. 

1 year ago
384,016 notes

Title: Unknown
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Played: 1837229 times

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officialeo:

I’m sorry.
It had to be done. 

Ok,You really did it now!

I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

Allow me to play you the song of my people.

where can i download this

oh dear

at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

but then i noticed how long it was

and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

IT HIT

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^Literally my face when it hit

THANK YOU FOR THIS

AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”

SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT

AND THEN IT HAPPENED

AND I

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I WAS JUST READING THE COMMENTS WHEN LISTENING TO THIS AND THEN THEY SAID “IT HIT” AND I’M LIKE “WHAT HIT” AND THEN IT HIT WHEN I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LOOK AT THE GIF AND I MADE THE SAME EXACT FACE AS THEM AT THE SAME TIME AND I’M JUST LIKE
HOLY FRICK THAT WAS SCARY TIMING 

WHOA THAT WAS KINDA COOL

I DEMAND A DOWNLOAD LINK RIGHT MEOW!

1 year ago
10,169 notes

“Heath was bursting with creativity. It was in his every gesture. He once told me that he liked to wait between jobs until he was creatively hungry. Until he needed it again. He brought that attitude to our set every day. There aren’t many actors who can make you feel ashamed of how often you complain about doing the best job in the world. Heath was one of them.” - Christopher Nolan

Emerson Eyes:

E·mer·son Eyes

n. 1. A malady that tends to affect most heterosexual Emerson females upon deprivation of heterosexual male contact due to the lack of straight men at school; usual signs of Emerson Eyes include but are not limited to instantaneous attraction to otherwise unsightly men, or anything phallic shaped, in result of masculine starvation.

Used in the context: 
Mimi: Goddamn, that boy is fine.
Roommate: Mimi, that’s a hobo. 
Mimi: Well, fuck. What about him over there? I’d hop on that.
Roommate: 
Mimi, that’s a fire hydrant
Mimi: 
I give the fuck up.

2 years ago
163 notes
When you hear the sound of thunder don’t you get too scared, just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words, “Fuck you, Thunder, you can suck my dick. You can’t get me, Thunder, ‘cause you’re just God’s farts.”
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